The genie says 'no.' No unlimited wishes, no loopholes. Three wishes, *that's it*. What are they, and what's the cold, hard logic behind each choice? ---RATIONALE--- This question directly challenges KK's attempt to circumvent the rules of a hypothetical, forcing his rational mind to make definitive choices under constraint, which reveals his true priorities and how he operates when optimization isn't an option.
Live forever, unlimited wealth, and pretty anonymous.